The Carpet Doesn't Not Match The Drapes It's A Lot Longer & Thicker Down There Shirt

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Show off your unique sense of humor with the The Carpet Doesn't Not Match The Drapes It's A Lot Longer & Thicker Down There Shirt. Crafted from comfortable cotton, this shirt combines a witty and sexy quote with everyday wearability. The bold text makes a statement, perfect for those who love playful metaphors and expressing themselves confidently. Whether you're looking for a conversation starter or a humorous addition to your wardrobe, this cotton t-shirt is both comfortable and delivers a memorable message.