You Can't Eat TVPi Hat

A symbol of realism in the investment world

The "You Can't Eat Tvpi" hat is more than just a fashion accessory — it's a sharp reminder of the realities of investing and entrepreneurship. The saying points out that numbers on paper like TVPi (Total Paid-In Capital) are no substitute for real cash flow — and in life, you can't eat virtual numbers. This is the perfect item for anyone working in VC, PE, startups, or simply someone who loves logical, practical, and accelerated thinking.

Premium Material and Design

• Material: 100% cotton, cool, soft, comfortable all day long.
• Drawing: The words "you can't eat TVPi" are drawn sharply and prominently with high-quality thread, colorfast and luxurious.
• Design: Unisex hat form, suitable for both men and women, can be flexibly adjusted at the back.

How to use

• Suitable for attending startup events, investment conferences or simply having coffee with friends in the industry.
• Can be combined with a shirt font command to create a personal highlight such as "We should have more billionaires".
• gently or machine wash on gentle mode, avoid using detergent to protect the quality of damage.